Terry Tate, office linebacker

My head just exploded, yes, really

This. Is. Epic!

Barack Obama owns you

Because I was focusing on ridiculous Sarah Palin you would've almost forget Barack Obama. Good thing you Americans didn't get so distracted by the hockey mom 'cause he is indeed your next president. Yay!

Paris for President

If the United States can't choose between Obamastan or SugaCainLand tonight thy people may pick Paris Hilton. We'll paint the White House pink and she'll drive around a hybrid Escalade. What. The. Fuck.

Sarah Silverman returns to Jimmy Kimmel

For the first time since Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel broke up she returns to Jimmy Kimmel Live. The are awesome together!

Patriotism ftw!

Don't vote

Four more days, people! Four days!

This week on TV #3

The United States of America watched baseball on Monday instead of Prison Break. After the click I do have Heroes, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Lost and Family Guy for your pleasure. Okay, okay. To make up for it: last weeks Prison Break episode is included as well. Continue.

Yesterday

The Beatles with Yesterday live in Tokyo, Japan. "Why she had to go, I don't know, she wouldn't say." Good song when your girlfriend dumped you. Continue.

Loser calls in sick, trashed and 'SICKIE WOO' (update)

This just made my day. Kyle Doyle, a 21-year old from Australia, went out one night and got himself good and drunk. And then, like a little pussy, didn't want to go to work the next day. So what did he do? He called his employer and told them he was out due to a "valid medical reason". But then he updated his Facebook profile.

Update: Kyle is a liar. Though awesomely funny. Continue.

Obama Girl does Red Alert 3

Obama Girl is definitely - as stated in this post - alive and kicking. Red Alert 3 (official website) already had a funky marketing campaign going on with real-life actors adding Amber Lee Ettinger to make it even weirder. Obama Girl made a remix of 'Crush on Obama' now revealing her love for Howard Ackerman, played by J.K. Simmons. And yes, this is another perfectly good reason why RA3 is going to rock. Truth be told though: I still play Red Alert 2. Continue.

My ex-girlfriend thinks I suck in bed

Who's Nailin' Paylin?

I posted some stills on Attuworld.nl earlier this week and figured my readers might be interested in a busty Lisa Ann (NSFW) as Sarah Palin as well. "Did Hustler Video really shoot a parody of Sarah Palin? You betcha! Directed by Jerome Tanner, Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? will feature five hardcore scenes, including two threeways starring Lisa Ann, the supersexy MILF Sarah Palin look-alike." Some footage after the click. Continue.

This week on TV #2

Yesterday the American viewers had to miss new episodes from both Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Prison Break. Fox figured the start of the basketball season was more important. Heroes and other series went on like they are supposed to and I dug them up for your viewing pleasure. On a more practical note: sometimes the episodes are taken offline by the sites that host them, don't hesitate to report that in the comments. Continue.

Jon Stewart on Barack vs. McCain